Somewhere in Ancient Britain
(with apologies to Monty Python)
Stan: ..and another thing! What has Amway ever done for us?
Reg: They've helped
create hundreds of independent businesses, honestly!. They've taken some spare time
that we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
Stan: And from our
fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: Yes.
Stan: And from our
fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
Reg: All right, Stan.
Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return? (he
pauses smugly)
Xerxes: The Business
Plan?
Reg: What?
Xerxes: The Business
Plan.
Reg: Oh yeah, yeah
they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Commando: And the products!
Stan: Oh yes ... products,
Reg, you remember what life used to be like without the products.
Reg: All right, I'll
grant you that the Business Plan and the products are two things that Amway have done
...
Matthias: And the new
website ...
Reg: (sharply) Well yes
obviously the website ... the website goes without saying. But apart
from the Business Plan, the products and the website ...
Another Masked Commando: Nutrilite
...
Other Masked Voices: Laundry
Care ... Hair Care ... Skin Care
Reg: Yes ... all
right, fair enough ...
Commando Nearer The Front: And
the Amagram ...
General Audience: Oh yes! True!
Francis: Yeah. That's
something we'd really miss if Amway left, Reg.
Masked Commando At Back: The
Flagship Centre!
Stan: And you
can walk in off the street now.
Francis: Yes, they
certainly know how to keep order ... (general nodding) ...
let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this. (more
general murmurs of agreement)
Reg: All right ...
all right ... but apart from better products and support and education and the
Business Plan and Nutrilite and a website and a freshwater system and the
Amagram and the Flagship Centre ... what have Amway done for us?
Xerxes: Brought hope!
Reg: (very angry, he's not having a good
meeting at all) What!? Oh ... (scornfully) Hope, yes
... shut up!
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